Hilarious Flight Attendant Quips

While perusing Maryam Scoble’s blog, I came across this hilarious list of things that flight attendants and pilots have said over the airplane loudspeakers to crack up their passengers.

My favorites:

• On a Southwest flight (SW has no assigned seating, you just sit where you want) passengers were apparently having a hard time choosing, when a flight attendant announced, “People, people we’re not picking out furniture here, find a seat and get in it!”
• As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Ronald Reagan, a lone voice came over the loudspeaker: “Whoa, big fella. WHOA!”
• Part of a flight attendant’s arrival announcement: “We’d like to thank you folks for flying with us today. And, the next time you get the insane urge to go blasting through the skies in a pressurized metal tube, we hope you’ll think of US Airways.”

Happy Friday, everyone!